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Top Ten Reasons why Imhotep makes a better mummy than Mumm-Ra!!

(A joint effort by Spark and me)



1. Because Spark and I say so...need we go on? (Apparently so)

2. Imhotep looks better in his skirt.

3. Mumm-Ra needs his sarcophagus to survive. Imhotep doesn't need anything.

4. Imhotep may be scared of cats, but they could take his soul. Mumm-Ra is scared of his reflection just because he's ugly. Heh heh!

5. The Ancient Spirits of Evil tell Mumm-Ra what to do. Imhotep doesn't have anyone to answer to!

6. Let's face it...Imhotep has much more power than Mumm-Ra.

7. Imhotep has better, yummy-looking thighs!

8. We know Imhotep has some heart to him...he's willing to share his kingdom with Ankh-su-namen, his girlfriend. Mumm-Ra is too self-absorbed to care about anyone else.

9. Imhotep at least TRIES to kill his enemies. Mumm-Ra has to get someone else to do his dirty work.

10. Imhotep only got two chances to rule the world. Mumm-Ra has numerous chances and continues to fail anyway.


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